Posted by
Waski_the_Squirrel on Monday, September 17, 2007 10:29:11 PM
Welcome to the strangest education news I've read in months!
Education Week is looking for the hottest
figures in education. For some reason, I'm not on their list!
Peter Brimelow described the NEA convention as an "indoor rally for human hot air balloons" in his book,
the Worm in the Apple. He was referring to the girth of the attendees who apparently "waddle and wobble with thighs like tree trunks." I've never attended the NEA convention, so I can't back this up, but it certainly is the stereotype.
How often are educators presented as attractive in the media? Most often, this occurs when the teacher is meant to be sympathetic or a sex object of some sort.
Actually, after perusing the list of hottest figures in education, I'm not offended by not being on their list. Ted Kennedy? All modesty aside, I'm far better looking, and not just because of our relative ages. Jon Schnur: average. Tim Knowles: ok, but it is a drawing, not a photograph.
As for the women on the list: Wendy Kopp looks more like a smug kid (perhaps she looks better off her book cover). Nina Rees looks all right in a girl-next-door sort of way.
Hotties? No. Thinking back over my days as both teacher and student, I can recall attractive teachers, but never any I would consider "hotties."
Currently, there are 10
nominees for the current year. They include Margaret Spellings, Pamela Rogers (perhaps hot in the wrong way), Barack Obama, Chris Dodd, and Jeanne Allen (who looks more motherly than hot).
This all brings me back to an important question about me: hot or not?